Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be around. Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you. Spend your life with people who make you...
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Roy T. Bennett
You stay safe, You love. You survive. You laugh and cry and struggle and sometimes you fail and sometimes you succeed. You Push.
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Carrie Ryan
Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. Smile, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision. Sing, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy. Trust, even when...
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Alysha Speer
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
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George Carlin
God's everywhere. So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.
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Anthony T.Hincks
More Quotes By Karen Salmansohn
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.
